Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
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Best funny friend quotes
A curated set of verified quotes with a lighter edge.
The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.
If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh.
There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
Talk between women friends is always therapy...
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Funny quotes for group chats
Lines that fit texts, replies, and friendship banter.
What do you most value in your friends? Their continued existence.
You know a real friend? Someone you know will look after your cat after you are gone.
I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12 - Jesus, did you?
Nobody steals books but your friends.
We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third.
Most of us don't need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
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Witty friendship captions
Short funny quotes for social posts.
I finally faced the fact that it isnt a crime not having friends. Being alone means you have fewer problems.
It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.
Who who whose smell in the air of her room, whose fingerprints all over her friends secret places.
The secret to lasting friendship is laughter.
their friendship was forged in the long hours on the boat in which neither spoke an unnecessary word.
We'd made a pact eight years ago to pass away in our sleep together, holding hands, in the retirement home we'd spent a decade wreaking awesome havoc on. Like the chaotic best friend version of The Notebook.